Norman
Allan
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The
cockney alphabet
| A is for horses | ‘ay is for horses |
| B for mutton | beef or mutton |
| C for yourself | see for yourself |
| D for enshal | differential (deforential) |
| Ef’ a brick | heave a brick |
| F for vescent | effervescent |
| G fo’ the whole brigade | chief of the whole effing army |
| H’ for all the petty things you done | hate you for all the… |
| I forgot whatever | I for… |
| J for oranges | Jaffa oranges |
| K for restaurant | kafe of restaurant |
| L for leather | hell for leather |
| M for sith | emphasis |
| N for a pound, in for a penny | in for pound... |
| O for a muse of fire | Oh for a muse… |
| P for a penny | pee for a penny |
| Q for everything | queue… |
| R for mo | 'alf a mo |
| S for that | as for that |
| T for two | tea for two |
| U for me | you for… |
| V for la France | viva la France |
| W or quits | double you or quits |
| X for breakfast | eggs for... breakfast |
| Y for biscuits | wafer biscuits |
| Z for breezes | zephyr breezes |
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